A week or so ago, I was listening to a back-episode of
Sacred Realms: A Zelda Retrospective Podcast comparing
Skyward Sword to
Breath of the Wild, when the host off-handedly noted that SkSw, being fully linear (not open world), is "a
forty-hour game at most."
Um. After months of play on Switch 2, I was
one-hundred hours into SkSw. And I'm not a completionist or a mini-game aficionado (though I am a devotee of sidequests!
mmmmm, sidequest stories). Of course he was speaking from the perspective of a much more skilled and experienced gamer, someone who can easily beat, on the first try, in hero mode, puzzles and bosses that take me many tries (and ragequits and internet searches). I thought I was pretty chill with my novice-tortoise gaming experiences, but...
This weekend, I reached the loftwing spin-attack tutorial. Good gravy!
( Read about how awful this tutorial is and how to cope with it. )I was able to eventually beat it -- that is, to keep calm and play over and over -- because I was secure in the knowledge that it wasn't just me. Many people find the spiral-charge tutorial one of the hardest and most ridiculous things in the game. I learned that because a delightful thing happened when I searched for tips. Many of the sources -- and all the best sources -- were old-fashioned-style blog posts and forums! Folks sharing their experiences. Allow me to recommend this essay on the spiral-charge attack tutorial: "
Of Challenges, Cheats, and Churls" (2021) by
Zelda for Elders: Playing the Legend of Zelda with Cocktails. The authors learned the word "ragequit" over the spiral-charge attack tutorial. :-)